Bajan Tuh De Bone

Gearbox wrote:

12 inches o snow in Bim she lucky she din meet me cause she memories of Bim would be of 12 and a half inches of sweet sugar cane

Hahahaha...go ahead wid yuh bad self Patchy.

patchypants wrote:12 inches o snow in Bim she lucky she din meet me cause she memories of Bim would be of 12 and a half inches of sweet sugar cane

LOL!

Excellent clip, GB

12 inches of snow is great!

Also like dese...

Yuh is a chicken farmuh in trute? Yeah man, yuh know how many cocks I raise?

Got de future lather in bare shyte

Only channel I getting is "NAS" - not a shyte

How yuh does spell clitoris? Yuh shoulduh axe me lass night, caw I had it on de tip uh my tongue

...I post dah since January. If yuh check more of these old posts yuh gine find some more good ones.

Gearbox wrote: ...I post dah since January. If yuh check more of these old posts yuh gine find some more good ones.

Oh shoot, ha ha

95% uh de time I does jess View Active Topics, but yeah I gine have to go back and look at summuh dem older posts...

Gearbox wrote::goofy: ...I post dah since January. If yuh check more of these old posts yuh gine find some more good ones.

Tell me sumting GB is Ossie Moore ded I ent hear nutting bout he in a long time

patchypants wrote:Tell me sumting GB is Ossie Moore ded I ent hear nutting bout he in a long time

Man I ain even know if Ossie Moore ever really existed. I thought he was just an old folks tale dat everybody mek up jokes bout.

Gearbox wrote:

patchypants wrote:Tell me sumting GB is Ossie Moore ded I ent hear nutting bout he in a long time

Man I ain even know if Ossie Moore ever really existed. I thought he was just an old folks tale dat everybody mek up jokes bout.

well even eff he was just an old folks tale tuh me he was a true bajan icon.Ossie Moore is me,Ossie Moore is you ,Ossie Moore is all a we. We all is Ossie Moore at some point in we life.

patchypants wrote:well even eff he was just an old folks tale tuh me he was a true bajan icon.Ossie Moore is me,Ossie Moore is you ,Ossie Moore is all a we. We all is Ossie Moore at some point in we life.

Well in dah case he still livin den.

You evah hear de joke bout Ossie and de mango tree? Duh seh Ossie saw a mango at de top of de tree, but from de ground de mango did look half green half ripe...so Ossie decided to climb de tree and feel de mango tuh see if um ready tuh eat yet. He reached de top and squeeze de manguh, and seh "yeah, dis ready tuh eat". He climbed back down, picked up some rocks and start pelting at de manguh tuh lick it down...unfortunately fuh he, annudah fella lick it down first and he ain even get a bite.

[quote="Gearbox"]You evah hear de joke bout Ossie and de mango tree? Duh seh Ossie saw a mango at de top of de tree, but from de ground de mango did look half green half ripe...so Ossie decided to climb de tree and feel de mango tuh see if um ready tuh eat yet. He reached de top and squeeze de manguh, and seh "yeah, dis ready tuh eat". He climbed back down, picked up some rocks and start pelting at de manguh tuh lick it down...unfortunately fuh he, annudah fella lick it down first and he ain even get a bite. [/quot]
well I hear dat Ossie Moore girlfriend envite him over tuh she house,tek all she clothes lay down pun de bed and tell Ossie tek wha yuh want, Ossie open she purse tek out ten dollars and went tuh de rum shop

One time Ossie did foopin he girlfriend, and in de middle uh de pleasure she seh "Ossie, I want a $100 tuh buy a pair uh shoes". Now somebody did tell she dat when a man tool hard, he heart does be soft...but Ossie tell she, "wuh yuh want shoes fuh...yuh does foop very sweet bare foot".

i always heard dey was ah fellow frum St. Jame name Ossie Moore, even doh he may not be de idiot people joked about.....

Walter wrote:i always heard dey was ah fellow frum St. Jame name Ossie Moore, even doh he may not be de idiot people joked about.....

Ok. I've heard people say that there was a real Ossie Moore too...but I heard dat from my grandmudda. She also told me dat Zephrin (de baker) used tuh turn into a dog at night. Dah woman use tuh fighten de shit outtah me at night and had me couldn't sleep good. She use tuh sprinkle salt and rice grains at de front door and back door when de nite come, and tek two winduh sticks tuh mek a cross in de living room...talking bout she keepin way duppies.

Gearbox wrote:

Walter wrote:i always heard dey was ah fellow frum St. Jame name Ossie Moore, even doh he may not be de idiot people joked about.....

Ok. I've heard people say that there was a real Ossie Moore too...but I heard dat from my grandmudda. She also told me dat Zephrin (de baker) used tuh turn into a dog at night. Dah woman use tuh fighten de shit outtah me at night and had me couldn't sleep good. She use tuh sprinkle salt and rice grains at de front door and back door when de nite come, and tek two winduh sticks tuh mek a cross in de living room...talking bout she keepin way duppies.

i heard ah cat, and one nite sum one hit de cat and he was limping de nex day and he tell de fellows in de bakery de nex nite duh see ah cat in dey dont hit it..............

Walter wrote:i heard ah cat, and one nite sum one hit de cat and he was limping de nex day and he tell de fellows in de bakery de nex nite duh see ah cat in dey dont hit it..............

See wuh uh mean...everybody does hear sumting diffrunt.

Gearbox wrote:

patchypants wrote:Tell me sumting GB is Ossie Moore ded I ent hear nutting bout he in a long time

Man I ain even know if Ossie Moore ever really existed. I thought he was just an old folks tale dat everybody mek up jokes bout.

Quite ah few years back , I was told that ah friend ah mine ( frum playing dominoes) is his real brother...
De nex time ah bounce up pon he doh, I gine haftuh aske emm, ef dah is trute??? Faift!!!!