Bajan Tuh De Bone

> A new supermarket opened in Scarborough where I shop.
> It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
> Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
> When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
> In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
> When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
> The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies..
> BUT........I don't buy toilet paper there any more.> >

HA HA, good wun

Oh

If yuh en got nuh choice and yuh forced to buy toilet paper frum dey, yuh need to wear a gas mask!

...I like dah wun...maybe they should just stick to selling food items.