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If he plans on having more children with that young gal.....
He better hire some young guy to shoot the pone for him!!

sandclan wrote:If he plans on having more children with that young gal.....
He better hire some young guy to shoot the pone for him!!

LOL!!!

Damn, dis wun takes de cake!
Even more extreme than Anna Nicole Smith & J. Howard Marshall's marriage!

sandclan wrote:If he plans on having more children with that young gal.....
He better hire some young guy to shoot the pone for him!!

Well de ol' boy tawkin wid confidence...I wonder how old his youngest child is...most likely much older dan his new bride. ...imagine dat her step children are all much older dan she is.

I would suspect...If he is 112, that his children are also on Old Age Security!!

sandclan wrote:I would suspect...If he is 112, that his children are also on Old Age Security!!

And they'll be callin dis 17-year-old "mommy".

Gearbox wrote:Well de ol' boy tawkin wid confidence...I wonder how old his youngest child is...most likely much older dan his new bride. ...imagine dat her step children are all much older dan she is.

sandclan wrote:I would suspect...If he is 112, that his children are also on Old Age Security!!

HA HA HA!!!


And I'm sure wunna are right!

Wait, none of you look at the expression on the "happy" bride's face? Doesn't look much like love to me

PiedPiper wrote:Wait, none of you look at the expression on the "happy" bride's face? Doesn't look much like love to me

Yeah...I noticed it but uh din seh nuttin bout it. She doan look very enthusiastic bout de whole idea...as uh matter uh fact she look a bit pun de sad side. Young girl like she gine be deprived of some good strong doggie...she probably hoping dat he won't live much longuh anyway.

That poor child probably already had a clitorectomy or something equally perverse so she will probably never enjoy some good strong doggie.

PiedPiper wrote:That poor child probably already had a clitorectomy or something equally perverse so she will probably never enjoy some good strong doggie.

Dah cud be true too...sad.

PiedPiper wrote:Wait, none of you look at the expression on the "happy" bride's face? Doesn't look much like love to me

Good point, PP. I din notice how unhappy she look in de photo until you mentioned it.

But maybe she doan have to wurry too much. Caw at 112 years old, de man en gine lass too much longer anyway.

Gearbox wrote:Yeah...I noticed it but uh din seh nuttin bout it. She doan look very enthusiastic bout de whole idea...as uh matter uh fact she look a bit pun de sad side. Young girl like she gine be deprived of some good strong doggie...she probably hoping dat he won't live much longuh anyway.

Ha ha ha!

Yeah, instead of some good strong doggie, she gine be gettin antique doggie, worn out & wukking at 25% efficiency.

First ting she gine have to do is dust it off.

PiedPiper wrote:That poor child probably already had a clitorectomy or something equally perverse so she will probably never enjoy some good strong doggie.

Ughhh, da kind of stuff does mek me cringe!

DLT2000 wrote:First ting she gine have to do is dust it off.

...and wrap it between two popsicle sticks tuh keep um straight during .

DLT2000 wrote:Ha ha ha!

Yeah, instead of some good strong doggie, she gine be gettin antique doggie, worn out & wukking at 25% efficiency.

First ting she gine have to do is dust it off.

Wait, yuh say 25% or 2.5%?

Jock wrote:Wait, yuh say 25% or 2.5%?

LOL, I tink it's closer tuh de 2.5%