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Sharing the night together

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Sharing the night together

Postby Gearbox on Sun May 10, 2009 10:43 am

A man and a woman who had never met before, and who were both married to other people.
Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f**king blanket.'

After a moment or two of silence, he farted and went back to sleep.

The End
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Good tings does cum tuh those who walk bout. :grin:
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